“YOU GUYS, WE DID IT!!!!” -David Gordon
David is right!! We did it! We put on two killer performances of The Bachelor: Fairy Tale Edition and everyone who saw it loved it so much that afterwards they told us all about how wonderful we are. We know we are wonderful, of course, but geez it’s always so nice to hear it out loud!
The general plot, for those who were unavoidably detained and couldn’t make their way to our studio for a night of magic and emotions, was that we were putting on an episode/season of The Bachelor, but we were matching Fairy Tale characters.
Walt Disney was in the show, as he had been uncryogenically frozen (thawed?) to give the rights to his characters over to ABC, and then he hung out with the host of the show: Miles/Myles (the character’s name was Miles but he was played by Myles. Confusing yet appropriate).
The bachelors were: Peter Pan, Prince Charming, and The Beast. They were each looking for a special someone. The six bachelorettes were: Snow White, Belle, Alice (in Wonderland), Cinderella, Rapunzel, and Little Red Riding Hood. They, too, were looking for special someones. Snow White wanted someone who was a good kisser that could wake her up, and Little Red wanted someone who would take her out for a beer, for example, but her grandmother nixed that idea immediately!
There were some fantastic commercial breaks for Prince Charmin’ toilet paper, prescription strength Pixie Dust, a cooking show with the Skinny Witch, and Geppetto’s magic clay to build your own mate.
The show progressed with three double dates, where hilarity ensued, pirates attacked, and eventually all the bachelors and almost all of the bachelorettes found love. All of the bachelorettes did not find love because sometimes life isn’t fair and not everyone wins. That was not the moral of the story, though. The moral of the story was that true love does exist, it’s hard work but it’s worth it, and sometimes you need to write your own ending to your fairy tale.
Now that you know what happened, roughly, here’s a ton of photos of our beautiful faces and fantastic on-stage-body-language.
WE ARE EXHAUSTED AND SO HAPPY.
Rapunzel!
Cowboy musician!
Prince Charming!
Smee!
Big Bad Wolf!
Two bears and Alice!
Back of the BBW!
Alice in Wonderland!
Gingerbread man!
King!
BBW and King!
Jason Lopes of the Jason Lopes Experience!
A Dwarf!
Dwarf and Pinocchio and Gretel!
Cinderella!
Goldilocks! (Pre-locks)
FAIRY GODMOTHER!
Two of the three little pigs!
The Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland!
Dwarf!
Belle!
Peter Pan!
The Beast!
The Mad Hatter and some musicians!
Tim!
Fork!
Cheshire Cat!
Merry’s parents came to see the show!!!
Maggie and Kaitlin are beautiful!
We had dinner on the blacktop and these photos are out of order because these photos are a mix of Matt Cosby’s from yesterday and Kelsey and Bella’s from today, so… you’re welcome.
Twins and Maggie on a swing! I could look at this forever.
Snow White!
What’s that behind you, Belle?
OH! A misunderstood beast looking for love. Of course.
Now Goldilocks has her goldi-locks on!
yessss, great job as a gingerbread man, Conrad!
Here’s Little Red’s pregnant grandmother!
Pinocchio was practicing his incredible solo before the show!
Captain Hook!!!
Geppetto!
A peacock and Myles!
There was some glitter involved in this play, as usual.
Hansel!
We do a group huddle/prayer/chant right before the show.
Tim took this and it is beautiful. Just like Tim. (Hi, Tim’s mom!)
Brynn!
Friendship!
More Friendship!
We had a raffle!
The lost boys!
Our host for the evening!
Lookin for girls!
Prince Charmin’
ladies lookin’ for love!
Raining men!!!
Hallelujah!!!
Pixie Dust! For when life gets confusing.
Seven dwarves!
Single Ladies dance!
Cooking with the Skinny Witch!
Alice didn’t want no scrubs.
“Alice you don’t want to be late late for your very important date!”
Three little pigs!
Kiss by Prince!!!
Even Captain Hook finds love!
Geppeto’s workshop!
Cinderella is OVER cleaning.
She just wants some respect!!
A beautiful duet about love.
Prince Charming singing just the way you are!! We all swooned.
We love you guys, thank you everyone for your support and hard work and everything.
Love,
Camp
